The Tale of Turbo the Bull:
Once upon a time, a curious bull wandered into a dilapidated tobacco barn in search of a leafy snack. He spotted rows of bright green plants with strange neon fruit growing on the limbs. This was no ordinary barn, it was a secret pepper lab... it said so right on the sign above the bulls head. Unfortunately he couldn't read. Did the bull turn around and leave? Hell no! He ate every Fatal Death Pepper plant in the lab! The world went silent, then shook. A mighty roar erupted from the depths of his belly, and his hooves began to pulse with the rhythmic thunder of a thousand drums. He charged so fast he created a sonic boom that vaporized every cow patty in a 5-mile radius. From that day on, he wasn't just a bull—he was turbo charged! A four legged, chili-fueled force of nature that brings Durham Heat to Veggies, Fish, and Meat. Whoever decides to put Turbo on their food deserves exactly what happens next.